Saturday, November 25, 2006

A Christmas Memory

Well, well... the season is nearly upon us. Where does time go? While perusing the net for neat Christmas ideas, I happened upon this photo. Look familiar? Hmmmm.... Well, it's a major award! Arrived packaged in a large wooden crate full of shredded paper with the word FRAGILE enscribed across it.
It could be a bowling alley...
("FRAJ-E-LEE... MUST be Italian.").

Ole Man Parker: It's a Major Award!
Neighbor Swede: Shucks I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp.
Ole Man Parker: What tis a lamp, you nincompoop? Tis a Major Award. I won it!
Neighbor Swede: Damn, hell, you say won it?
Ole Man Parker: Yeah, mind power, Swede, mind power.

Now, ring a bell? Tis my favorite holiday flick... A Christmas Story!! The tale about the Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle AND the famous... (drumroll please)... Sexy Leg Lamp!!!
As Ralphie states: "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window..."
Oh yes, the holidays... coming to a window near you!

$60.00 US at UrbanOutfitters

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